Firstly, Vaseline is a must. No need to get into the nitty gritty there.
Secondly, make sure you have the phone numbers of all the taxi companies that you might use to take you from hostel to hostel.
Thirdly, try and hold off on the first beer of the day until after 12. And remember, as you are drinking you are hydrating. It isn’t a major crime this one.
Foutthly, it is a offense to arrive in a place carrying lots of water. Why carry the weight if you aren’t going to use it?
Fifthly, beware all South Korean women, they tend to get lost and then latch on to you with puppy dog eyes. Avoid at all costs.
Sixtly, never look lost anywhere near a church. You will be spotted by some do gooder who will gibber something at you, and lead you to the altar where you forced to pray for a suitable time under the close supervision of yer man.
Most importantly, eat well, don’t hold back.
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