Yet another screw up

I’m supposed to be on the Camino Portugues and not the Camino de Tejo. Anyway, I’m sure twill all work out in the end. 

As it happens a friend once told me what the secrets were, I was shocked. 

1.  To El Papa: You are right not to allow women priests, they can’t be trusted to stay stump.  Imagine the confessional and the gossip. It would only end badly. Hold tough. 

2. I really don’t exist, the whole thing is a scam. But sure, what’s the  harm? And it gives a load of chaps a good living, so much the better. 

3. To El Papa: A man will come, a rich man, and he will do great good. After a rocky start. Give him a chance, he is a visionary.